You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now