COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?