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(843): View more from South Carolina

Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.

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My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?

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Maybe

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(843): Bring a bathing suit and your good liver. (1-843): My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice? (843): Maybe http://tfl.nu/53dg

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle

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Haha, Tuesday man

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(306): No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle (1-306): Haha, Tuesday man http://tfl.nu/ksku

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(541): View more from Oregon

And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.

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(541): And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual. http://tfl.nu/zw2q

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"

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(306): dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high" http://tfl.nu/ssrm

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.

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(262): My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels. http://tfl.nu/4t4s

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(410): View more from Maryland

He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."

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I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.

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(410): He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever." (410): I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much. http://tfl.nu/3c5w

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(214): View more from Texas

WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO

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(214): WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO http://tfl.nu/p2cw

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(416): View more from Toronto

Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding

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(416): Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding http://tfl.nu/gcol

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(425): View more from Washington

I guess I'm open to more types of dick now

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(425): I guess I'm open to more types of dick now http://tfl.nu/myaz

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(314): View more from Missouri

I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.

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(314): I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed. http://tfl.nu/a0tv

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?

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Which pub are you in?

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(+44): Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon? (1+44): Which pub are you in? http://tfl.nu/p4a0

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Come through the front door when you get here.

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Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.

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(516): Come through the front door when you get here. (1-516): Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window. http://tfl.nu/uers

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(512): View more from Texas

things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"

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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.

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(512): things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over" (210): I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback. http://tfl.nu/pi9n

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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.

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Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?

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(+61): You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek. (1+61): Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before? http://tfl.nu/tcy4

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(425): View more from Washington

But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture

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(425): But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture http://tfl.nu/bm5g

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