Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour