after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing