I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.