How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?