Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time