so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo