I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.