Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.