Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I have tasted many bathrooms
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He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.