I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.