I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.