Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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