Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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