When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.