I enjoy the company of your penis
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
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Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.