My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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