I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....