So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping