Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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