Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.