Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"