he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"