My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil