I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."