Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm too high and old for this...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
That's how pantless uber rides happen
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.