Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.