You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"