I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I supernannyed him into submission
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(