If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
These 21 Declassified Government Horrors Are Unimaginable
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER