It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s