Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life