He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
How did you get so drunk?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.