New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...