I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.