I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be