I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"