Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing