she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.