People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.