I wish I only lived at night.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"