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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
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