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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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