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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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