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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
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