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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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