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My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
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