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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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