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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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