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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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