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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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