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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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