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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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