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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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