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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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