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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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