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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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