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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
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