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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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