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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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