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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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