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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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