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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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