If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.