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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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