Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"