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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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