He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT