And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.