I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain