I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.