If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.