Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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