Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude