he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it