And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.