How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot